Hell...

Hello Livejournal. Long time no talk. No big news, just a few things...I am so boy crazy right now. Good god, I am a dog in heat! and for me it seems like when it rains, it pours. And right now, Im in a heavily precipitating area! And just in the nick of time, too-- this desert was beggining to dry out. lol.Theres Andy, the boy I approached (my new tactic) at Lynch's. Absolutly drop dead fucking gorgeous, but hardly has 2 brain cells in his whole gorgeous skull to rub together. My gay boys last night couldn't believe A) how gorgeous he was and B)What a moron he was. He showed up at Twisted Sister last night, knowing I would be there-- and I purposely didn't invite him b/c Im interested in the bartender there. Stalking isn't becoming. Then John. *le sigh* Oh, John... how babelicious are you? Let me count the ways...We met in the dorms freshman year of college. I had the biggest crush on him, but he had a dweeby but sweet little girlfriend. I am many things, but Im no Angelina Jolie! So we found each other on MySPace (yes, im addicted!) 3 years later and I hung out with him 2 nights ago. We had a sweet lil kiss. wonderful! I had no tab last night, my payment is a date with him, he informed me. :) I obliged.Brooke, the scruffy, cocky bartender at my favorite Monday night martini bar. We've been exchanging vibes for a while now, but I think every girl from Atlantic Beach to Ponte Vedra could say the same thing. lol. He gave me his number over a week ago, wants to go to Casa Marina some night together. I havn't called-- like Josh so cleverly put it "At least you wouldn't wonder if he's going to call the next day".Anyway... one of my neighbors is this Travis Barker wannabe- full sleeves, huge chest pieces. Scrawny, shirtless, black mohawk having little guy who lives with his equally punky little girlfriend. I noticed he has a confederate flag hanging out the window of his muscle car. Im not totally informed what a confederate flag symbolizes for people these days- but it still skeeves me out for what it was. Then today I notice a black cross nailed upside down on their front door. wtf?? Im so irritated by them for some reason!My cat ran away & I don't care. I know- Im a bad person. She kept shitting on my carpet & crying to go outside- which is odd because she's such a skeevy little sketchball. So I tossed her ass outside when I found a steamy fresh pile directly next to the pile I was about to clean up. So, she hasn;t come back. I think she may have known she was going to die & wanted to go outside to find a quiet place-- she was 14 years old and ready to keel over anyway.Other than that, life is good, Im taching myself how to cook Tofu- its so yummy.Off to work!