Its Sun...

Its Sunday, July 2nd. I havn't recieved my package yet. But I have the 4th and 5th off and work at 3pm on the 6th. SO, Im thinking that I will take my first doese of senna tea the night of the 5th. My first OFFICIAL day will be the 6th.On another note, Aric & Josh won't stop pinching my stomach or rubbing my belly and asking "when it's due?" A friend of ours that I see occasionally asked someone if Ive gained weight. I tried on ever pair of work pants I own-- and not one will fit. may I mention that most of these pants havn't been touched in months because they were so big they looked sloppy.:(Fuck.

Litt...

Little update, I suppose :)Havn't gotten my stuff in the mail yet, but I have been eating like there is no friggin' tommorow! It's like Im on death row and every meal is my last. Im wondering if Im going to regret this extravagant eating once I start "detoxing":/Im looking forward to this. I popped another damn button on a pair of pants today. Today it was on my work pants, my first was on my new $150 Lucky jeans. Fuck. I have huge bags underneath each of my ass cheeks and I swear my my tighs have doubled in size-- Ive been eating myself sick the past 3 months.Blah-- even more incentive for this cleanse!

Here we go!

Wow! Its been FOREVER!!It is Friday June 29th. Ive kind of neglected the hell out of this journal. Nobody really reads this journal so I never update. But this journal is now going to be used for a new purpose- after much debate in my little noggin Ive decided to do a cleansing, The Master Cleanse...Ive gained about 15 lbs. in the past couple of months, feel the most sluggish, tired and generally down in a long time. I have horrible insomnia one night and then sleep 20 hours the next. I keep telling myself Im going to eat healthy starting Monday, go to the gym religiously on the 1st of the new month, ride my bike tommorow, walk on the beach every morning, yadda, yadda... but I just... don't. I feel like I need something huge-- some kind of enormous starting point to really get me ready.Ive heard of this Master Cleanse in passing convesations here & there. How it's the new IT diet in L.A. or some hippy folk talking at a table Im serving. Most people lose 10-20 lbs.and gain back about 1/2 after the liquid diet portion is over. Im most nervous about the fact that I work alot- and laying laxative induced cable at the workplace is a huge phobia of mine! Altho what in the hell do I care- I'll be that stinky ass Kym server for 9 months. I wish there were someone here to do this with me, but seeing as alcohol isn't permitted I think that pretty much disqualifies all of my alcoholic friends and co-workers. Which brings up a huge concern for me- what will I ever do after work in place of my nightly glass of unwind-me-wine?! Not to mention the delicious post-work cig that accompanies that wine so well..?! ACK! So, Livejournal.. it's just you & me for a while. And for those of you that are reading this.. it may be brutal! Iv'e read some peoples personal journals while they're doing the cleanse and it certaintly gives meaning to the "cleansing" part of it. Yuck!So, I ordered the book and the maple syrup today- I figure I'll start after the 4th. That will be my last day of heavy drinking and I can eat the rest of the little bit of food in my house in the next couple days so it won't be a temptation during the fast. Until then- I have 5 days to eat like a little piglet :)Ive already polished off a Venti Iced coffee and bluberry muffin from Starbucks and a box of basil pasta ..woo-hoo!

Oh, I cant wait...

Oh, I cant wait for these nwxt couple of days! Tommorow, Super Bowl Sunday- Brunch with danishes, eggs, mimosas. Lunch- Ahi tuna salads, chicken, ribs. Dinner- chicken wings, prime rib, all kinds of goodness. Oh, yes, and the Pittsburg Steelers!I really have *nothing* to say here- excapt for I will be drunk & full as fuck tommorow! Woo!Woo! Woo!

Just some updates here...

All in all, life is good. Im sitting here in my apartment by the beach, sipping hot coffee, kitty sprawled out & purring on my lap, sitting by my open back door, breeze flowing in. Its about 65 degrees today, the coldest its been in weeks- still really nice for January.School couldn't be going better. I adore my proffesor- I have her for both classes. Its been really nice having 3 days off now too. A couple days to let my hair down. As for work- same politics & bullshit. BUT I just got my W2 and I made over $30,000. Not bad for a 22 year old crumb, eh?Joes birthday is coming up- Feb. 7th. Were renting out the back party room of this swanky little thai restaurant, then going to Aromas, the cigar & martini bar with hot little cocktail waitresses. I did really well budgeting this month so after I get Joes birthday gift ( A $200 pot/pan kitchen set) I may treat myself to a sassy little Birthday frock ;)AND we cannot forget- ERYN IS COMING TO VISIT MEEEEEEEEEEEE!! YAY!Cousin, I cant wait... !

I am so ...

I am so proud of my domesticated dedication today. I set my alarm for 10am- we all know the early bird gets the worm, right?Well, this bird was up & out by 11. I got all my laundry washed & put away, ordered my Christmas ring from Hibernia (thanks Joe!), mailed the cousins gift, sent off my credit card bills, bought pretty love bird stamps, stopped at Starbucks for a Grande Soy Latte, spilled water all over my crotch, left a bitchy message for the Landlord, met my new neighbor, polished my nails & fed my kitty- And now eating a bite of lunch before work at 3pm, where I hopefully go make tons of rediculously easy money, get drunk to celebrate, maybe get some weiner- then get up and do it all over again!*phew!*

"Wonderwall" ...

"Wonderwall" by Brian Adams.Download it now. I wan't it playing in the background of my LIFE at all times.